hypnofootfetishist:

bimboisbetter:

“Ellie? You there? Can you hear me?”
“…uh huh.”
“Good… have you calmed down a little now?”
“Uh huh.”
“Good. So we can talk now, like reasonable adults?”
“Uh huh.”
“A nice long talk, where we sort everything out. Doesn’t that sound like a good idea?”
“Uh huh…”
“I agree. So first off, I think you were wrong for wanting to break up with me. Don’t you agree?”
“…uh huh.”
“Of course you do. You want to stay with me. You were stupid to even consider otherwise, weren’t you?”
“Uh huh.”
“And you don’t care anymore about those other girls I was fucking. It’s fine with you if I want to fuck other girls, right?”
“Uh huh.”
“In fact, I think it kind of turns you on. Am I right?”
“Uh huh.”
“I thought so! You love the idea of just being one of a group of girls that I use. That idea makes you nice and wet, doesn’t it?”
“Uh huh.”
“That’s right. As far as the rest of the world’s concerned, you’re still my girlfriend. But that’s just for appearances. In reality, you’re just one more member of my stable of silly little fucktoys. Right?”
“Uh huh.”
“And maybe if you’re good, I’ll let you service me at the same time as one of my other girls. Maybe your old friend Erin. Or your sister. Isn’t that such a hot idea?”
“Uh huh.”
“Good. I’m glad you came around. I’m glad we were able to discuss this rationally. Aren’t you?”
“Uh huh.”

I love when agreement is the only option.