“So, uh, hey. You’re Paul, right? I hope you don’t think it’s too weird, me showing up out of the blue like this, but I just had to meet you. See, I got this phone telling me that it was your birthday recently, and so he wanted to get you a late present. And, well, turns out I’m the present.
“So naturally I came straight here. I mean, not straight straight. I needed to put a ribbon on myself, and I think you’ll like what I’m wearing under my clothes.We can go shopping later for costumes and toys and lotions and stuff, but I think I’m getting ahead of myself.
“So, could I come in so you can unwrap your present?”
A late birthday gift for @deeperinmypower.
Mmmmmm, perfect! Thank you, @clockworksandspirals 😀