One of these books has to have the counterspell. Just gotta keep reading. Can’t stop, it’ll be too late soon. It’s already getting so hard to focus, the words so blurry, and… like…
…um…
…no! Dammit, stop that! You can’t just stare into space like that, like… like a… a ditz, or whatever… you…
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…you’re smart! You figured out that he, like, cast a thingie on you. A spell. So you have time! Time, to, um… do… something. I can’t, like, remember what, but… it’s probably important?
…oh! Right! To like, read these books! And find the, uhm, the thing. The what’s-it-called. Counter-spell? Is that right? Whatevs. The thingie. So you can, like… stop it, I guess? It’s probably right in, like… one of these…
…
…ummmm…
…gotta focus… no… I gotta find it…
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…um, what was I doing? How come there’s all these, like, books everywhere? Like I’d be reading all this stuff? As if! Oooh I wonder if that cute guy from earlier is around here? He was wicked hot, and I’m, like, waaaaay horny right now…
Words cannot express how happy I am that Summer captioned this. I was planning to do something similar, and she’s just nailed it. Excellent work.
Decided to root around in some of my favorite blogs, see what they posted before I joined Tumblr, and found this gem.