“Oh, Sir, you’re so silly, sometimes! Of course I’m happier now! You made me this way. I’m happy you brainwashed me, because you brainwashed me, and because you brainwashed me, I can only be happy that you brainwashed me. See? It’s simple really! <giggle!>

“Now, stop being a silly boy, stop worrying about whether you should have done this to your oldest and closest female friend, get on the bed, and fuck me. Fuck. My. Brains. Out.”