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They never did get to the bottom of what was soon dubbed ‘The Great College Volleyball Mystery of 2012’. The most beautiful girls from the best teams across the country, stopping mid-game on the last fixtures of the season, and walking off court, all far-away looks, muttering something about how they had been ‘chosen to serve’.

Needless to say, I know exactly where they ended up. On their knees, mainly, as they were inducted into my household harem. It’s almost time for a new cohort, too.

Who should I pick to play next? Who’s going to make the draft?