“Why do you have a dad and a daddy in your phone?”
“Why do you have a “Caregiver” in your phone? You don’t have a kid..”
!!
You should never be ashamed of your secual life?
Why do you have a ‘Master’ on your phone?
why do you let people go through your contacts?
This. My phone has thumbprint reader, password, and sharks with frikken laser beams attached to their foreheads.
I can’t even let go of my phone when showing off pictures to friends. Like, I have to literally have a death grip on that thing because I don’t want to have to hide a body if they go and swipe in the wrong direction.
“You should never be ashamed of your sexual life! I mean, sure, if it got out it could destroy your career, cause your family to disown you, end relationships, or get your kids taken away, but that doesn’t hurt ME, so I’m going to judge you for protecting yourself.”
