Do you ever get tired of all the rules and negotiation and checking in? I read the blogs of poly and kinky people and it all looks like you have to do fucking taxes just to nut.

hypno-sandwich:

friedcherryblossomprincess:

sex-obsessed-lesbian:

thedizziestninja:

writingdirty:

Oh Anon, I love your wording. You seem like a card.

To be honest, no. It’s part of the whole thing. Really clear consent is the only way I can feel comfortable being sadistic or having multiple partners at once. It may seems like a lot, but I’m a communicator and a processor. This is the only way it would work for me.

Y’know, I’ve been wanting to do scene involving bureaucracy play for a while now… @sex-obsessed-lesbian

Oh baby, talk legalese to me!

But you haven’t filled in form T2MD1T, and I see no sign of the required supporting documentation.

However, you can fill out consent form XZZZ321/0 and, if you sign it in triplicate indicating that you are authorized to engage in some form of R- or X- rated trance (depending on your age, credit score, Proof of American or Canadian citizenship, and blood type) and make sure that you’ve checked Box 92, confirming that physical pleasure would not be in violation of your sincerely-held religious beliefs, then all you have to do is make sure you’re sitting comfortably, take the form and
drop
-snap!-

just like the form at the hypno bureau.

Okay, but like, imagine a form where the questions start as normal form stuff, but then progress into an induction?