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“Look, Mid, I only came in person because my agent insisted. But there’s no way I’m going to take this part. I’m way past playing airheads and bimbos, and this character is both! For God’s sake, you have her spending half the movie in a French maid’s outfit, and the other half nude!”

“What the fuck does that mean? ‘The script was just to get me here’? What? No, if I’m not going to play some bimbo maid in a movie, I’m not going to do it for you in real life! You’re insane!”

“I don’t know what that has to do with anything. I mean… okay, yes, you’re not bad looking, but I… uh… right, I’m mad at you! Because… because you wanted me to play a… uh… yeah, exactly, a giggly dumb fuckbunny!”

“Okay, it’s hot to think about, but… uh… I… I feel… strange. Yeah, good, but… but… uhm… I can’t, like, think straight? It’s all, uhm, hard and stuff? Yeah, need someone to, like, help. Think for me. Uhhm, but… but… you… it’s… bad? No, can’t ‘member why… yeah, it’s dumb… I’m dumb… too dumb to, uhm, decide stuff… let you do it for me…”

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“Hiiiii Master! Want to me, uhm, clean your cock for you again today?”

“Yay!”