“Oh man, that scene was so hot, he just pummelled me and used me little a little who-”
Noooope, I just ran into a table while I was drunk.
(Of course. I never bruise, ever, and the one time I do it’s from a fucking table….)
OH BABY.
I guess you’re really into edge-of-furniture play?
I take it, then, that you were table-topped?
Did you drop-leaf into a trance?