how to waste 8 hours of your life

sillyandquiteawkward:

step 1: have to do something

step 2: dont

step 3: feel guilty you havent done it

step 4: conclude you are not allowed to do anything until you do the thing

step 5: dont

congratulations, youve wasted 8 hours of you life doing absolutely nothing

This is the cycle I go through every goddamn weekend.