xxmasterandmargaritaxx:

newrabbithole:

REASONS

Zoinks!

This was supposed to go up yesterday, and yesterday’s post was supposed to go up today. Oops.

(Continued from this post)

“And here we have two of our best sellers, Daphne and Velma. as with all our girls, they will maintain character at all times, subject to modification by your requested scenario. However, we have added an additional element: these meddling kids are bisexual girlfriends always open for a threesome with the right man!

And that can be you, or whatever other scenario you desire! $700/hr each, or $1200 for both.”