I am not a sex toy. Don’t be silly.
But wouldn’t it be nice if … ?
No, it wouldn’t. I am a person, with dignity, and with goals and desires of my own.
It just happens that one of my desires is to be a sex toy.
But that can’t be. I am not a sex toy. I am not your sex toy.
Sometimes I wish I was, though.
I am not your sex toy. I really mean it.
I am a serious woman, not some sort of floozy.
Floozy!
Floozy. That’s a funny word.
It means something, like a slut, something like a whore, a woman of easy virtue.
Easy.
Easy floozy.
I can’t get that word out of my head. Floozy.
Floozy, floozy, floozy.
Easy floozy.
I feel floozy, as if my head was full of flooze.
Floozy. Wheee!
No, stop. I am a serious woman. I am not a floozy. I am not a sex toy.
Floozy!
You aren’t going to do it, you know. You can’t make me do anything you want. I am going to do want I want, not what you want.
I want to be a sex toy. I want to be a floozy. Floozy, floozy floozy, floozy …
Stop it! Stop it right now. I am not that sort of woman.
What sort of woman, a floozy? Why not? It’s fun to feel floozy.
I am not almost undressed because I want to be your sex toy. I am almost undressed because it is so bloody warm in here, anyone with sense would take off their clothes. You should take yours off, too.
So hot. I’m dripping. Floozy. I am a floozy.
Don’t think it means anything. I am just trying to be comfortable. I am not some kind of cheap floozy.
I am a floozy. A cheap floozy. Floozier and floozier.
No, I’m not.
Floozy.
That word is doing something to me.
Floozy.
I am a floozy.
Floozier and floozier.
Floozier and floozier. I feel so floozy right now.
Floozy. Sex toy.
I am a floozy. I am a sex toy. I am your sex toy.
Come play with me? Please?
(source: @dailyhotcelebs; model: Helen Flanagan; via @mindlesslittledoll)
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