Could
you send me a something to make it go faster?
Sorry, wrong
number, no time machine.
I
meant a dick pic, babe.
You know what
happens every time you get a fresh look at it.
I
know. 😉
You sure?
OH
GOD today is worth it
Luv
u, babe.
Have things
picked up?
I
have so much energy!
Yeah, but have
you done anything but flirt?
Life’s
too short not to be the center of attention.
Don’t do
something you’ll regret later.
I
could never regret having a boyfriend with a magic dick.
Speaking
off…
Let’s not go
overboard.
But
I was thinking, maybe if I was a little hotter, I could talk Donna
into a three way.
…
You think?
OMB
bb so horny
What’s up with
Donna?
Skank
is married
Surprise
2 me
Maybe you should
take off early? Get back home?
Ya
ya but you gotta send me a dick pic
Got2b
a hot stiffy
We don’t need you
speeding so you can give a cop a BJ.
Babe
babe babe BABY
U
don know how HORNEE I am
Close
to sucking Mitch
You hate Mitch.
But
I NEEED cock
You
gotta help me 4cus
“Please
tell your clothes didn’t change to that in the office.”
“Hehe,
they transformed while I was on the highway… thinking of you.”
“Best
we can hope for, under the circumstances.”
“You
like it, cutie?”
“It’s
great, like always… but I tell ya, if we had twenty bucks for every
Walmart dress coat you turned into fancy lingerie, we could buy your
work clothes at Kohl’s.”
“Oh,
have I been naughty?”
“You
can have been extremely fucking naughty and I’m an idiot for playing
along.”
“Awww,
it sound so tough, being able to turn your girlfriend into a hot slut
with your dick.”
*ZIP*
“It has its moments.”
“Mmmmph!”
I need to see this magic dick!
Any dick can be a magic dick, if you’ve got the right triggers installed…
