fantasywifeuniverse:

So like I know I was all ready to cop a U-ey on the universal remote plan but I’m totally stoked you went through with it.

Look! I’m, like a real SoCal bombie!

Ohmygawd like why am I talking like this? I can’t, like, um, even help it. Totally whack!

Whatever. As long as my man thinks its hella sexy.

Now let’s cruise to the Air BnB and post up for a totally dank anniversary weekend.

Fer sure. 

By the way, call me Brittney.

Awesomesauce.