What the hell did you do to my chest?!.. is what Jana wanted to say.
But instead she giggled and gave her body a little bounce before saying, “Ohmygawd, look at my titties! Aren’t they, like, superyummy today?”
She furrowed her brow and scrunched her face. No, she thought, that wasn’t right.
So instead she picked up her phone, thinking that if she couldn’t help from acting or speaking like a ditzy Valley Girl, she could at least type normally.
But instead of texting her boyfriend, Jana instantly pulled up Instagram and posed for a selfie that brazenly showed off her newfound cleavage, and all she could do is scrunch her face while typing #nofilter.
She tried to focus on what was going on, but Jana couldn’t help but be distracted by the cascade of likes and comments (”Woah, nice tits!” and “What a hottie!). In fact, she barely even noticed when she started twirling her hair between her fingers and biting her plump lips.
No matter how hard she tried, Jana just couldn’t stop her body from responding… and from getting turned on.
“OK, so like maybe these Double-Ds make me look like a total babe, fer sure!” Jana felt her lips say. “But like, imagine how bitchin’ it be if I went for like the total dumb blonde look!”
By the time the words hit her ears, Jana was already dialing up the salon.
She had an appointment with ditzy destiny, whether she wanted it or not.