So while you were at work I decorated your place and invited a bunch of my friends over for a house party. I even told the girls to dress kinda slutty. 

I… I thought it would be fun!

Do you like it? If you don’t like it… well… you can do whatever you want to me. Seriously, I’ll do anything.

You… you like it? Really? Oh great! I swear you’re going to have so much fun. This is going to be a night to remember.

And if you’re not having fun, well… Like I said, I’ll do anything to make you happy.