When Sally first moved into the neighborhood at the beginning of summer, all the boys at the nearby high school couldn’t wait for the new hottie to grace the hallways on first day of school.

For months they would ride by her home, hoping to catch of glimpse of the blonde seductress lounging by her pool.

It took a few weeks for them to learn that Sally was no high school girl. She was a 23-year-old Phi Beta Kappa who had quit the rat race to become a stay-at-home wife.

Of course, her husband’s universal remote helped her make that decision.