It was like a dream come true. Thanks to her husband’s universal remote, Rachel had become a spitting image of her celebrity crush Allison Brie — and nobody noticed a thing.

Well, they noticed that she was hotter. Everyone kept asking whether she had gotten a new haircut or lost weight or something. But Rachel just brushed it off and stuck out her chest so that everyone could see her perky new titties. 

As for her husband, what guy turns down blowjobs from Allison Brie?