Why would Darth Vader advertise a flavor based on the substance that horribly disfigured and crippled him? Unless he’s not so much marketing the pop tarts as popping into the corner really quick just to say “hey man be careful with those trust me”

Darth Vader got disfigured by frosting?

Mustafar was FAKE NEWS! Darth Vader lost his limbs to type 2 diabetes. SAD!