I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”
I’m meh on hockey because of what happens to my commute every time there’s a game (though baseball is WAY worse in that respect, I fscking hate Nats fans LEARN TO RIDE A SUBWAY OR DON’T TAKE IT AT ALL YOU DUMB ENTITLED WHITE SUBURBAN FUCKS ahem anyway, where was I?
Oh right! This is pure and wonderful and joyous and I love it.