fantasywifeuniverse:

Oh you jerk!

*giggle*

I said you could play around with the remote, but I didn’t think you’d… you’d…. you’d make me like it!

Seriously my tits are huge and, unf, why does it turn me on when I say that?

I’ve got these double Ds stretching out some teeniebopper t-shirt and… and… and I fucking love it!

I know that before you played around on the remote I would have thought that I look absolutely inappropriate. Or at least recognized that I’m just dressed up as some fantasy for you. But now I can’t help it. I just look so damn cute.

Wow. I should dress like this more often. Maybe I have some old outfits from college in the back of my closet?

Oh, wait. I know… we… we… we could go to the mall!

*squee!*

Ok, wait, I want to try something… hold on…

Like, ohmygawd, I totally wanna hit the mall. I hope there’s, like, a sale at Abercrombie and Fitch. Fer sure.

Unf… it just feels soooo gooood to talk like that.

*giggle*