Hey! Like, sorry that I’m late to our lunch meeting or whatever.

It’s just that all my clothes seem so like totally lame. I dunno. So anyways, I absolutely had to go shopping.

So what do you think? Is it cute?

I swear, I used to hate shopping but something about the mall was so much fun. And ya know, I realized something when I was in the Hollister changing room. Work sucks!

So anyways, I’m gonna quit. You can take my promotion or whatever.

But ya know, I think this means I’ll finally have time for a boyfriend. So, like, what are you doing tonight? Wanna go out for drinks or something. Maybe I can make it up to you for kissing lunch.

I mean missing lunch! Sorry, I just had a total blonde moment!