So if your still doing the ‘send me the name of a celeb’ thing….I’ll pick someone I’ve long had a thing for and is mostly retired now, Jennifer Garner. Keep up the great work!


For Jennifer – I’d pose as a therapist, a marriage councillor, perhaps even a babysitter. Every moment I was with her, I’d fill her mind full to the brim with fantasies of her seducing me, fucking me, sucking me off, betraying her husband completely. I’d make her love it. Within weeks, she’d no longer be able to tell the difference between fantasising about being mine, and making animalistic love to me on her kitchen worktop..