“Oh my gawwwwwd,” Lexi squealed. “I’m, like, such a dorrrrk!”

Of course she wasn’t. She was my incredibly sexy neighbor and was, to be quite honest, probably sick of me trying to flirt with her. But with a few clicks of the universal remote, that all changed.

“And you’re like…. just… so cool!” she sighed with a big, adoring grin.

 I’ve got to admit… I smiled too.