From Chrystal Heights:

“You guys can call me a geek and laugh all you want, but being a science nerd has it’s upside. Creating a perfume that turns cheerleaders into helpless blowjob bimbos is easy for me. So you guys go ahead and go to lunch. I’ll catch up after Brittany here finishes blowing me. I coded her perfume to my genetics, so she’s helpless to stop until my sperm is in her belly. Grab me a taco and save me a seat, okay? See ya.”