fantasywifeuniverse:

Oh my god the spell worked! Check out my tits!

Guess I can’t help it now when guys stare at me.

*giggle*

Wait, why did I say that? And why does it turn me on?

I mean, I guess I definitely look hot. Wait, that’s not the right word. Cute? No, that’s not it. Oh, I know.

I look dumb! Like a dumb little ditz with a great rack!

Unf.

Seriously, you should, like, totally wolf whistle at me and call me sweet cheeks.

Screw getting my masters in literature, I wanna be a secretary.