Danielle had her entire life ahead of her; the world was her oyster.

A smart girl like her had hundreds of prospects. She could become a teacher, a researcher, a scientist, a historian, a politician, an accountant; the possibilities seemed endless.

Then she got hooked on Tumblr porn. Then she got hooked onto bimbofication stories. Then she got hooked on spirals, mantras and all manners of hypnosis.

Now she can’t even count as high as her IQ figure.

But at least she still had prospects! Her new tits were a huge help when it came to getting that job at McDonalds.

holy crap this caption hits close to home…