“Ummmm… *giggle* Could you, um, like, help me out. So, like, this icky goth girl said if I didn’t have sex with ten different people, and like, in one day, then I’d be stuck as a dumb blonde bimbo girl for the rest of my life. So, ummm, wanna have sex?”
“Yaaaayyyyy!!!! That makes, um… like, six people today! I think. Like, math is hard. Anyway, what part of me do you want to fuck? *giggle*”

This would be even more amusing if she had been the goth girl to start off with..

Not that I have a.. umm.. personal interest in such transformations… heh