Looking for a snack? Maybe I’ve got something you can eat right here!


Oh, what’s wrong Master? You summoned a magical succubus and now you’re stuck with her.

I was thinking that maybe I should get a job… I could be your secretary…

What? The university doesn’t give you a secretary? Well maybe I should be your student!

Oh, and I need a name, too. I don’t think unpronounceable Sumerian is going to fly in the year 2018.

Also, clothes. I mean, I could magic those up, but I haven’t been shopping in a few centuries and I bet culottes have fallen out of fashion.

Face it Master, you made your pentagram-shaped bed, and now you’ve got to lie in it while I give you blowjobs. At least that’s how I think the saying goes.