daja-the-hypnokitten:

amhypnotic:

spiralturquoise:

fallinginward:

ellaenchanting:

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Bad stream of consciousness slam poetry, stopping occasionally to say the word ”sleep”

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High speed train where I’m laying the tracks just seconds before I barrel ahead on them.

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The lucid dream I had once where things switch to other things so quickly that it’s easier to follow the feel and the tone than look for a cohesive narrative.

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“Oh, that was clever! I’ll say it again!”

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Chaos magic

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Oh that random shit had an effect on you? All part of my master plan.

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I can tell this is a good induction because I’m in trance, too.

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I don’t know where this is going but if I can keep talking in at a steady pace with a compelling tone of voice long enough in one giant run-on sentence it will become either a patter induction or a confusion induction or maybe you will just trance out because you can’t keep up with what I’m saying and you will just assume it’s something clever and hypnotic which is really the same thing as a real induction, right?

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I don’t feel like doing a real induction, but if I dirty talk you enough, you’ll be too horny to know the difference.

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Keep saying one really suggestive thing every few sentences until it works.

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*eye contact intensifies*

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This is the legendary Ellman-Clidesdale Higgs Boson induction. In three decades it has never failed to induce trance. What is it, you ask? Let me show you… *waves hands frantically like a lunatic*

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Think back to a time a more clever hypnotist entranced you… then do the thing.

(not even kidding, someone tried to do this to me once pfffd)

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Now masturbate until you can’t think straight so I can make yummy suggestions.

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Feel my aura aligning with your chakras. When they are perfectly in sync you will be completely in trance. *dings chime

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*pets head slowly for a long time*

Switch Style:

Oh, I’m supposed to hypnotize YOU? I thought you were topping. @_@

@ellaenchanting made me laugh, @fallinginward called me the fuck out. 

I think I got called out a couple of times by both @ellaenchanting and @fallinginward, depending on my mood 😛

I think we all got called out by the two of them.

I have barely even started learning hypnotism and I’ve already been called out.