deeperinmypower:

ironyouthcollector:

Emma!

“Seriously, Emma, I swear it’s true! Apparently, I just have to snap my fingers, and whoever I happen to be talking to at the time, well, they become my mindless sex slave!”

“I know, I know, you think it’s a load of rubbish. But look, I’ll show you!”

SNAP!

“See, Emma? You’ll do anything, say anything, believe anything I tell you, for the rest of the night, at least…Now, take that jacket off, throw it in the swimming pool, and come with me. You’re going to find yourself with an undeniable urge to give me one hell of a wild night…”