fantasywifeuniverse:

“Ohmygawd! You really did turn Chrissie’s hair blue! So what else can that remote do?”

Well you used to be my coworkers until I used it to turn you into a pair of ditzy roommates who lived in my apartment complex.

“Wait.. what?”

Kidding! Jeez, Katie, you really are gullible.

“Ugh, shut up! Ok, my turn next. I want you to make my titties bigger than Chrissie’s!”