Rachel had to admit that she probably fudged the dosage on the pink pill. The plan was to mix some into the big pitcher of margaritas and see what happened. But when the changes seemed a bit slow at first, the girls were quick to go for a second taste. And then a third. And then a fourth. And then, before they knew it, their hair was turning blonde and skin turning a fake tanned hue.

That was the point, of course. Renting a beach house is way more fun if you go full beach blond bimbo.

The problem was making sure they turned back once the weekend was over.