chrystalwynd:

From Chrystal Heights:

Geek girl Diana found out she and Erin were tied for the highest G.P.A. in their class and that the top score would be determined by whoever got the highest grade in their honors Calculus final. 

Diana knew she deserved the highest grade, so she decided to take out a little insurance to make sure it happened. She went out and got an oral compulsion spell scroll. She had no idea how it worked, but she figured it would be enough to keep Erin out of the picture long enough for her to miss the final. Diana just had to wait until just before the final to cast it on Erin.

Diana knew it was a brilliant idea, but she lacked experience in using magical scrolls, and she ended up inadvertently casting it on herself instead of Erin. Diana realized her mistake almost instantly, but it was already too late.

While Erin was busy taking the Calculus final, Diana was busy blowing every male student she could get her hands on. Erin ended up with the highest G.P.A. in the class. Diana ended up with the second highest G.P.A. and a very, very full belly.