“Oh you fucking son of a bitch, I swear to God if you don’t change me back I’m going to…”
*click*
Ok, whew. You really did freeze. Guess this thing actually does work. Now let’s see, time to make some personality changes, too.
How about… you can’t yell and you’ll act perfectly calm about all the changes no matter what. You can’t help but talk like some teeniebopper. Oh, and the harder you try not to, the ditzier you sound.
Hmm, what else. When we’re in public you’ll act like my doting girlfriend. And the idea of being a total blonde turn you on, no matter how repulsive the concept might appear at first.
Oh, and let’s turn that grimace into a smile.
Ok, unfreeze.
*click*
“Like ohmygawd you’re such a perv.”
Yeah, probably. But you’ve got to admit, you kind of like it. Right?
“Shut up! *giggle* That is not true. I’m just like, ya knooow whatever!”