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fantasywifeuniverse:

Angry. Sarah was angry. 

Angry that her husband spent their life savings on a Universal Remote.

Angry that he used the remote to turn her into his personal wet dream.

Angry that he even transformed her personality into some kind of self-absorbed ditz.

And, like, most of all, angry that he didn’t make her ass any bigger!

Rude!