tayfair:

“Okay, I’ve got it.  Blow a bubble and focus on getting it as big as possible.”

*bigger*

*bigger*

“I don’t think it can get much bigger, babe.  I’m getting light headed…”

*bigger*

*pop!*

“Ohmigawd.  This gum is like, sooo effin’ sweet, yuh know-uh?”