fantasywifeuniverse:

I tried to explain to her that the pill wasn’t a joke. It really did make her dumber. Her skills and professionalism were draining with each passing minute. The grey matter of her brain was filling with pink fluff. Before too long she’d be fit for little more than yoga classes and domestic chores.

But she didn’t understand. All Allison could do is just furrow her brow at me and pout her steadily plumping lips.