fantasywifeuniverse:

*click*

Ok, so you changed my body — wow I’m a hottie — and you lowered my IQ *giggle* but what did you change next?

No, really. I can’t remember!

Pleeeaaaaase, tell me!

My job? You mean as a yoga instructor.

What… what do you mean I didn’t used to be a yoga instructor. I was a lawyer? I don’t remember that.

Ohhh!

*giggle*