fantasywifeuniverse:

Ok, what should I change first. Hmm… how about…

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A cheap dye job. There’s just something hot about blonde hair and exposed roots.

So what next? Oh, I know…

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Big, doe eyes with…

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Long eyelashes. And…

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A deep-seated love of sucking dick. Heh. Can’t forget that one. Oh, what the heck.

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A total obsession with sucking dick. And let’s make her dumb, too.

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Really dumb.

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Even dumber than that!

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Ok. I’ll admit. That’s too far.