“OMG, I look like such a friggin’ hottie!” Melissa squealed to herself. “I totes have to take a selfie and send it to my bff. She’ll totally cream her panties.”

Melissa fiddled with the phone and took a few pictures in the mirror before catching her husband’s grinning reflection as he stood behind her.

“Wait… why did I say that? Like, do you think the Pink Pills made me bi, too?”

His grin was answer enough.

“That’s totes, like, so hawt,” Melissa said with a grin, and then snapped a few more pictures.