I had to admit, getting a new maid WAS a great idea. My wife made an excellent point when she said that she couldn’t always be there to tend to my desires. Ever sine I brainwashed my wife, she comes up with the most enticing things to please me.

For instance, when I told her a maid would cost too much, she immediately told me it would matter. I just had to brainwash her too and have her move in with us. Her living quarters would be her pay.

I really had to thank my buddy in IT that gave me the program. Ha! My wife just told me she was interviewing for a new position in the house. I guess we really could use a personal cook!