askjeeveshypno:

“I don’t know WHY these tiaras with the blinking lights are so popular!” The lady in the con dealer’s room said, laughing as she made another sale.

“Well, I can’t speak for everyone else but I’m mind-controlling dominatrix and I’m going to use it to play games with my submissive”

I did not say. Instead I shrugged, “all I can say is that my princess wanted one.”

#Nonfiction

She did, and You provided. <3