Ohmygawd I can’t believe I never realized how fucking hot my new neighbor is.
Unf!
Just thinking about him makes me want to touch myself. There’s just something about his cute, nerdy look.
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There’s just something about his strong, manly physique that makes me all wet. I’ve never called in sick to work just to stay home and get off, but today might be the exception.
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I’ve never skipped class just to stay at home and get off, but today might be the exception. Oh, I hope he likes my perky B-cups.
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Oh, I hope he likes my big, dumb implants. OK, Kathryn. Get a hold of yourself. Let’s just get dressed and go over and introduce ourselves.
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OK, Katie. Get a hold of yourself. Let’s just put on some lipgloss and go over and give him a BJ.