*click*
Unf… Yes! Oh my God that feels so good.
More, please! Just a little more. Make my ass just a bit bigger.
Please, I’ll do anything. I’ll… I’ll pay your half of the rent for the next month. For the next year! I just need a little more.
…
Wait, what. You’ll do it if you can pay my rent? Why would you do that?
…
Quit my job?! What the hell? That’s…
*click*
Like, such a great idea!
Gawd, I sure got lucky when it came to roommates. Alright, now plump me up just a little more and I’ll get started on making us dinner.