tayfair:

*cliiick*

Me:  “Wait, soo like, you just took it an’ stuff?  But, baaabe.  I need my brain fer             the fundraiser!”

You:  “Well, maybe not.  I can certainly change it, twist it and shape it.  Hell, I               can even put things in!”

*cliiick*

Me:  “Yah, but like…  I just don’t understand why we can’t just like…  stay in the           room an’ fuck.”