My wife, Tara, hates wearing thongs. Frankly, I don’t blame her. How could those be comfortable?
Luckily – at least for me – Tara, the slutty coed renting our garage apartment, loves to wear thongs. All it takes is a few clicks of the universal remote and instead of routine roleplay I’m actually asking my 21-year-old subletter why she’s late with the rent.
It might sound a bit naughty, I know. But hey, it was my wife’s idea.