My roommate was practically begging me to let her borrow my universal remote for her Halloween costume. She wanted to be wonder girl or power woman or some comic book character or something.
After some rumination I acquiesced, but only — I told her — if I could make one little change first.
*click*
So after that, my roommate was practically begging me to let her borrow my universal remote for her Halloween costume. She wanted to be an obedient sexy maid who looked strikingly like my ex-girlfriend, except with blonde hair and bigger tits.