Looks like there was more than just pumpkin spice in that last trip to the coffee stand. It’s that time of year, and now you’re a very basic, obedient, bitch. 

Mmm…hypno coffee sounds wonderful. I specifically fantasize about being hypnotized at starbuck’s…

I had an idea for a hypno-Starbucks. The barista would repeatedly take Barbara’s name as something more bimboish until she ended up as Bambi. It would use the double meaning of ‘order’. Oh well.