I’m sure you must be confused. What am I doing here? Why I am in lingerie?

It’s simple. I know you’ve had your eye on me. You’d hardly be the first coworker I’ve caught looking, and it always annoyed me.

But Mintech really wants that new contract, and they know you’ve got the boss’ ear on that. So they’ve arranged this little demo.

Oh, I know, the contract is for training software. And I assure you, their software has trained me very well. Would you like to go into your bedroom so I can demonstrate my new skills? Or would you prefer to do it here.

And of course, if they do get the contract, they’ll be happy to include training for anyone else in the office you request…